So anyway, I need to find a way to say no, if he asks me out again, and I also would LOVE it if he slipped me some cash for his dinner, and also, let's be honest, I have a massive hickey on my neck and I am supposed to be both working with small children and having dinner with my grandparents tonight. Faaaaaaaaaaantastic.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
giant neck-bruise.
Not an amazing date. I kind of wasn't feeling it. The conversation was okay, though, so I guess I was more uncertain than certainly not feeling it. His credit card got declined, so I paid for our dinners. He took me back to his room but then was like, "It's really messy. You're not going to want to stay here." And I, Queen of the Messy Rooms, was like, "Believe me, I'm sure it's fine." And we went in and it actually was pretty bad, and he looked like a really sad dog, so I took pity on him and said, "We could hang out in my room if you want. I don't know who all is there, but yeah..." So we go up, and it's just Christea and Owen, Erica, my actual roommate, is nowhere to be found. He and I watch exactly one episode of Arrested Development on my bed. After one episode, Arrested Development was permitted to continue to play, and we were making out, and I am going to let you know... if a person is not a good kisser when they're drunk, against all odds, they may very well be worse when sober. Which sucks. He wasn't like a shy kisser, because those kids are trainable. He was pretty aggressive about it, and those kids take so much more work, so I gave up and let him suck on my neck for a while because then I wouldn't have to either gag on his tongue or have him suck my bottom lip so damn hard and not let it go. I swear to god, he would just suction my bottom lip and not do anything else, for like thirty seconds. He was just holding it with his lips. It was awkward.
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I picked these off the web, good luck:
Surface stimulation will help disperse the blood. Gently rub and massage the area.
Using a comb or a hairbrush to massage the area works better than fingers and hands.
Using any tubular object with a domed end, apply steady pressure over the hickey and twist. It will hurt, but it will help. Lipstick caps, pen caps, and blistex caps work. The goal is to work the blood deeper into the skin.
Make the hickey worse - if you use a curling iron, have your 'friend' reshape the hickey to match the pattern that it would make if you had burned yourself accidentally. This can work with any likely burn or bruise scenario. Do not burn yourself! Reshape the hickey with more suction.
Utilize turtleneck sweaters, scarves, or makeup to cover it up.
Rub vitamin K into the area.
Apply a warm, moist, used tea-bag as a hot compress. Repeatedly re-wet and re-warm it as needed until the hickey disappears.
I see I was late with the tips. Hope grandma didn't say "Oh gracious! Your just giving it away now aren't you deary?"
I wore a turtleneck under a purple jumper and I do have an insane amount of distracting red hair, so I was okay haha.
While hoping I never need to use any of these tips ever again, I am also very appreciative of their presence in a place I won't lose them - cyberspace.
Thanks darlin!
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