Today I drank a pitcher of sangria and did not get dressed until just now. I was drinking at 9:30 am. My friends tell me this makes me a legitimate alcoholic. At least I do something well.
I am going (by myself) to this bar Pourhouse tonight. If you bring a picture of your ex, you get free beer. I'm bringing the picture of "I never liked you and only dated you to get laid" guy.
Although speaking of exes, I am SO GLAD that Frank keeps asking Erica to smoke with him. It's so awkward. Even she is like, "uhm.."
Anyway I'm pathetic. No big.

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