any takers?

I am the only girl I know who will break up with a guy before they are even dating because he's too nice.

He's not just nice. He's considerate, respectful, and mature.

But that is not what I have ever wanted in my entire life. Give me a sarcastic, bitter, self-absorbed asshole with a heart of gold.

God I'm a narcissist. I guess it's shorter to say, "Give me the male version of myself."