oh dear.

Sometimes, when little redheaded girls take shots in a parking lot, they get drunk and call the guy they're sort of dating and have only met in person ONCE and tell him that they love him. ... like fifteen times.

Thank god he is a grown-up and has been very understanding of the impaired mental state. I am slightly worried this will ruin the whole thing we had going, but I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

I'm a moron.